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sorry about that,#ahem# welcome to my website! this will be unhinged chaos soooooooo enjoy!

first off on our tour is how to play fortnite

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the controls:Move Forward W. Move Backward S. Move Left A. Move Right D. Jump Spacebar. Sprint Left Shift. Crouch Left Ctrl. Fire Weapon Left Mouse Button. Aim Down Sights Right Mouse Button. Reload R. Use Item / Interact E. Switch Weapon Slot 1–5 Pickaxe 1 (or scroll wheel). Cycle Weapons Mouse Wheel Wall Z. Floor X. Stairs C. Roof (Pyramid) V. Trap T. Build Mode F1–F5 or Custom. Edit Build G. Confirm Edit G or Left Click. Rotate Build R. Reset Build Right Mouse Button (while editing). Open Inventory I or Tab. Map M. Ping/Place Marker Middle Mouse Button. Emote/Dance B. Push to Talk (Voice Chat) V.

now in case your joining fortnite without knowing what a battle royal, is let me break it down for you: a battle royal game is a mode where a hundred players are thrown into a big map filled with useful items to fight. Every one to two minutes there will be a border that gets smaller to force players closer and fight.Only one person can win.

I have also made a song about fortnite i hope you enjoy.(no criticism)

like eminem? click here! Verse 1] Booted up the game, controller in my hand, StaticHaddock962, the rookie in the land. Droppin' out the Battle Bus, hit the wrong zone, Landed in the water, man, I should’ve stayed home.

Walls goin' up, I'm stuck in the mud, Buildin' with bricks, but they lookin' like crud. First fight, I’m lost, didn’t even get a shot, Caught in the storm, yeah, I'm losin' the plot.

[Chorus] StaticHaddock on the grind, never backin’, Stackin’ skills now, action’s crackin’. From the noob to the dude, takin’ the crown, StaticHaddock962, the champ in town.

[Verse 2] Droppin’ in again, this time with a plan, Farmin’ mats, double pump in my hand. Sweats in the lobby, they don’t even know, I’m the underdog rising, ready to blow. >

Crankin’ 90s now, builds like Picasso, Takin’ high ground, watch me steal the show. Sniped a dude mid-air, they call it insane, But StaticHaddock962 is changin’ the game.

[Prechorus] From Tilted to Salty, I’ve seen it all, Used to crawl, now I’m standin’ tall.

Walls goin' up, I'm stuck in the mud, Buildin' with bricks, but they lookin' like crud. First fight, I’m lost, didn’t even get a shot, Caught in the storm, yeah, I'm losin' the plot.

[Chorus] StaticHaddock on the grind, never backin’, Stackin’ skills now, action’s crackin’. From the noob to the dude, takin’ the crown, StaticHaddock962, the champ in town.

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MOVIE CRITISISM TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

first off is kpop demon hunters.

this movie has been rated 7/10

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